I am mostly cool
With elephants in rooms
But what we're dealing with here
Is far more sinister than that
So now it comes for us
Wish I were made of sterner stuff
But I'm oxygen and carbon, just like him
Hold your breath, be still
It missed us by this much
My Achilles heel was overhead
It missed us by this much
It's ludicrous but real
A million thread count shield
For knives just sharp enough
That you don't know when you're cut, and
Modern science says
That my hyper vigilance
Is warranted in the face of this threat
Hold your breath, be still
It missed us by this much
Yeah I know it's weird but I'm upset
It missed us by this much